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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Ummmmmmm . . . . . . . Deuses????

This was an actual ad on Craigslist today:

HALF DUCK HALF GOOSE BABIES - $10
Date: 2009-03-24, 3:00PM CDT
I will have baby dueses born soon. We thought that the goose and the duck were both boys, WELL....... WE HAVE EGGS! There are eight of them. They are half duck and half goose. They will be for sale about two weeks after they are born. I will be selling them for $10 each. I am sure I will have more to come after that. I am not sure what they will look like but I am sure they will be cute! If you are interested in one of my dueses please call me at ***-***-****I will take your name and number and call you when they are ready. Thanks.


Bless her heart. I'm sure she's gotten a bazillion emails already. I hope that, by now, someone has tactfully informed her of the facts.

Ducks/geese/chickens just lay eggs. No fertilization necessary.
Ducks/geese do not cross. If so, we'd have them at every duck pond in the universe.

I wonder if she's keeping them for two weeks so they can nurse.

(kidding)

This ad did make my day, though. :-D

6 comments:

MamaMilty said...

Hey Rachel!

That's funny. Thanks for making my day, too!

Adelia said...

Oh, too funny! And I love the fact that you know these things!!!

Nicole said...

LOL! Oh my gosh that is so funny and oh so cute!

Bethany said...

Bless her heart. LOLOL!!!!!!

Claire said...

Hee! How funny and sweet!

Cxx

Sun-Kissed Savages said...

Haaahaaa!! Yes, did you write and ask her if they will be weaned and litter-trained by two weeks?? So funny. Poor lady.